Matrimony chronicles

Top twenty questions........(pssst these questions decide u want to spend three fourth of ur life with someone or not)

All questions are asked with smile on face cold hands and on a serious note n jokes apart tone.in

 TB (thought bubble are my thoughts)

1)Name ?(TB as if u dont know)...ya rite MARIE is spelt like biscuit marie ...if u say this it is going to be ur first PJ.........

2)Age-(as if u dont know) and dude does it matter i dont think u r old!!!!

3)Place....which part of whichever "place"...oh i know someone there.....Bad one!!!!\

4)school college ...office...wow thats impressive baaah(TB i didnt know i was )

5)are u a foodie...? veg or non veg.....this is my fav restaurant...(foodie or non foodie u r gonna eat what i cook)

6)im looking for traditional girl with modern outlook....(TB:aint that a oxymoron????)

7)are u religious?rate on a scale of one to ten how religious are u?GOd also didnt ask this question

8)are u a social person? i have lot of friends and he will have 100 close friends on fb.....u r talking to someone with 1000 on fb and still thinking am i social?

9)how fashionable are u? so u r a brand baby!!ya rite i wear derby n basics....Am i hearing it right?(did ya just say DERBY are these brands?)

10)do u drive? when was this part of the ten questions?TB i drive ppl mad!!!

11)do u read ?what do u read....the last one i read was TINKLE it seems!!bahhh

12)Do u work on weekends oh no thats going to be so difficult....TB:- Difficult for what???? ok then u start taking weekday off

13)so how long have u been working ...still spend parents money eh???TB:- heck ask me whats my package!

14)Travel--im a nature person i like kumarakom and munnar....Okie got it low budget holidays rt?

15)Sports -fav sport...okie i dont watch cricket nor will i let u watch infact my fav sport is wrestling

16)this is the classic one....Do u like kids...i love kids.....Okie im not a baby making machine!!!

17)Im a light/social drinker....means u drink like a fish....non drinker/non drinker means i drink but im scared to accept...

18)what are u passionate about? cars,videogames,bungee jumping.......TB sorry i was think moon is not a piece of rock and drinks coffe with cream and runs out of the house when it starts raining.

19)coffee/Tea? .....stop forcing urself drinking that black coffee i know it is bitter!!!and it doesnt impress me...

20)im a family oriented person .....my moms the best and she wants this beautiful daughter with her....!! no comments!!!!

Now scoring 20 out of 20 is what matters or scoring 0 out of 20 and still going by the thought when u toss a coin what ur mind wants when the coin is up in the air........

all smiles ...i sit back and continue answering these 20 questions......sigh!!!!