What one sex can never understand from the other!!!!

There are many “things” in materialistic “things”….

Human beings need food shelter clothing and air to breathe…Men need beer….as if 60% of your body composition is beer…They will think twice before spending on a souvenir half the price but on a beer its always an YES….

Bathroom looks neat wow this is a beautiful cottage but I need to smoke it up with a cigarette ….stinky smoke that would want you to run away….

They need a second person to go behind with a checklist to turn on the exhaust fan and the flush….

Didn’t you evolve from apes….?or is it cows ….stop peeing on the toilet seats….

On the other front women its beyond understanding why wherever they go need to carry at least two change dresses and lot of makeup even if they are hitting the waters…

They have to carry all the cameras for a perfect click even if it is a long long walk up and down….

The boy puts his hand in the backpack he finds a BRA …why on earth is she carry a change of bra to match her next change clothes?

If she puts her hand in his bag she finds a condom…was he thinking he could get lucky….be realistic carry a mouthwash…

She wears skimpiest of clothes and feels cold…wears heels and cant walk…eat so much but does not put on weight he has two drinks down his tummy and gets a beer belly….

All are kids at heart fight for blankets and for a perfect couch…

She needs to know where every penny she spends and gets the men to sit and write and whereas he prefers to snore…

The more girlfriends the guys have had they have crossed the potty training period and for guys they would have got used to the makeup ,heels and jotting down expenses…Well did you expect women to be trained???????