Go Catch Him Red Handed!!!!

Go Catch Him Red Handed!!!!

You are in a perfect relationship and it is an accepted statute in today’s world that you tell him what is obligatory and you are so well aware that what he tells you is always rephrased.

Rephrasing is the safest form to steer clear from “being caught”.

I have always had a lot of married friends telling me … “Please don’t tell my wife that I said this”

My answer always remains the same.

If your wife shouldn’t know then you just shouldn’t do!

That has left quite a hard prick on your conscience, hasn’t it?

When he rephrases the truth we need to watch out for his words and body language

“I’ve already left the club”, “I’m on my way”. When your partner tells you this harmless lie it’s a smart detective grin on your face.

The one who lies doesn’t realize that the one whom you just lied to has just imagined the worst.

If he gives you a question instead of an answer to your question, beware and be aware that he is just plainly lying.

If this is coming next, babe, you are in deep trouble! “Do you think I will do something like that”?

Being vague about a place, person, or object is yet another sign of a manipulator. I’m out with friends could just be an awesome threesome. I know her from before could also mean they were way too close.

"By the way…, if you think I’m lying I’m not.” I’m sure many of you have heard this before and know what this means.

 "I know you think I'm lying, but…"

Watch out for that BUT

Tell me "Why would I do that?"

This is the dangerous pause for making up a bigger better convincing story. This conversation could go to an argument which would start with how dare you. Or I just don’t want to discuss this.

This is all so funny playing Tom and Jerry in relationships as long as it stays harmless and charming

All you girls just stop reading and go catch him RED handed…!!!!